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what funny lies did your parents used to tell you?
my mum used to tell me, that if you lied you get a spot on your tongue so she could see. also that the fairy on top of the xmas tree would tell santa if i was naughty, and he would leave me a bag of coal and no pressies! she also used to call up the childrens home when i was very naughty so they could make an appointment to pick me up!! as i type this i realise i think i was a naughty kid!! lol, whats your stories?
oh geez, so many things my mom said that I now know are crap, oh, she used to tell me if I played with my belly button then my butt would fall off, she told me to never stray from my “bike route” or she would know because she could see everything. thanks for the laugh.
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